Life Story

Replying of tags~

Val`: LOLX! woah yanhong call me hottie worh! =p..thx shuai ge! =p =p
>> LOLLL welcome Hottie ;DD

WEIRU: audi nice lurhs i u dunno lor
WEIRU: tagtag
>> k la k la nice la XD

Val`sayhello: relink me shuai ge! :p ->soulval.bs
>> k relink u when I'm free ;DD (which I'm always not xD)

Yifeng: ya... It a illegal to play polka in public...
>> izit? I did not know leh O:

keong tien: Try harder next time...surely can jump de =)
>> LOL thnx thxn for ur encouragement (:

huimin`: i'm not arrogant about it, okays.
>> OkoK xDD

YANTING: lol, sianzx. l'ma going to schl now -.- Lol, goodluck for results. (:
>> LOL. ya Goodluck to u too~

isabeL♥: walao ,euur went vivo ferr maths trail ?! [;
>> Kns go Vivo also sian de lor D:

xuying: ur history got 29 horh ? -.- lier .
>> lol sorry la. Just did not want to discomfort u D:

Yifeng: no... Shantini really got 27...
>> ya what a surprise O:

xinyi: wa yanhong ! not badd ! euu finally bear to chane ur blogskin lurhs ; not badd ! =X anw ; tagg =D
>> Chnage le also kns de lor walao DD: I want change back le la :X

YANTING: LOL, wth! I only allowed you to show the latest (& the most welldone piece) and you showed everyth! D: the scribble deh! so dui lian XD hahaha tagged
>> LOLLLLLL. U did not told me so =P

Val`sayhello: wooo! today was fun,rites? :p LOLX PIT STOP PIT WORK! thx luh ahhong!
>> LOL ya it was DAMNNNN fun~ ;DD

Jokes time~:

(Act 1)
Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
Ah Beng: 'Could you please tell me the time difference betweenSingapore and New York ?' Operator: 'Just a minute...'
Ah Beng: 'Thank you.'
Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.
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(Act 2)
At a bar in New York ,
the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.'
and his companion said, 'JACK DANIELS,SINGLE.'
The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, 'AND YOU, SIR?'
Ah Beng replied: 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED.'
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(Act 3)
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it,' Ah Beng said.
'FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long.' the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, 'No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years'.
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(Act 4)
Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.
During the Q&A segment, the host asks,
'Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'.'
The crowd shouts, 'Gin! Gin!'.
Others exclaim, 'No, its Grape Juice!'
Another smart aleck yells, 'Alamak, Gatorade!'
Host : 'Quiet please.'
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying,
'C'mon man, I don't need their help? I got more original answer.
My answer is 'Gu ni!' (milk in Hokkien)
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(Act 5)
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support.
Ah Beng : 'I pressed the 'F1' key for help...
but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me....'
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(Act 6)
In the class.
Teacher: 'Class, do you know the meaning of parents?'
Ah Beng: 'Yes, teacher, it means father and mother'
Teacher: 'Good. Can you give me an example?'
Ah Beng: 'Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother.
Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay andCowboy's mother is Cow Boo.
So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow Pay Cow Boo''.
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(Act 7)
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears
and he answered,' I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!'
'Oh Dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But, what happened to the other ear?'
Ah Beng: 'That stupid fellow called back again loh!'
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(Act 8)
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in -.-

Ok they are lame la~
But some really funny~
Cow pay cow bu XDD
& LIM YAN TING I WON U IN POOOL TODAY LEH~~
MUAHAHAHAHA XDD

#yAAnHong

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12:10 PM